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All Boobs Are Good

{D} I say this for all the women of my hometown. Try to leave without raping anyone there. Just not in my state. We have real laws there, despite the rapist-in-chief.

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Back in the Day

I finally got a new phone after 6 years. iPhone 11 is gone. Well, no, it’s right here actually, but you know what I mean. I have a phone from this decade now. Yes, my dad bought it. Unfortunately, it’s pink. That’s okay. We will live to see another day.

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Daddy Dearest

My father has arrived for a visit. He isn’t well. He told me about it at dinner. Apparently, it has been several years, but he is just telling me now. Not sure why.

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Summertime

It’s noonish on Memorial Day. My mom is hospitalized. I just had to call to let them know she is an alcoholic and they need to watch her for withdrawal, and I begged them to give her a nicotine patch because she’s a runner and will pull her IV out and leave.

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All Dogs Go To Heaven

I actually had a fun whole time last night. It was Alice Cooper and Criss Angel. The acoustics in that theater were shit, and they made us lock up our phones. I normally don’t go to shows where they do that shit. I’m looking at you, Glenn Danzig.

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Un House Trained

Okay, talked to {S}. He is trying the exchange first and talking to work about maybe getting enough hours to qualify, but Dr. {H} is adamant that he get seen ASAP. I’m trying to get him to let me come over tonight and take some pictures for her.

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I’ll do it myself

Well Stevie yelled at me. He wouldn’t respond all day. He just yelled and told me to stop texting. I’m kind of in tears.

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My Life is Just Insurance Porn

I just sent a text. I had kind of written {S} off and frankly he doesn’t deserve it. But I wished him a happy sober birthday. I always remember every year for like the past 8 I think.

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Air Conditioning

Okay, first things first, {D}, I can tell when it’s you checking her phone at midnight versus her. Just FYI. It was a couple days ago; I just thought to mention it. But I can totally tell. You two are fucking goddamn idiots. I swear to God.

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Seeking Support

If you or someone you know is going through a similar experience, remember that you are not alone. Reach out for help and support. Together, we can overcome.