Carson Motherfucking City

For my readers outside of Nevada, geography quiz: what’s the capital of Nevada?

Carson motherfucking City.

So I just set up a new analytics tool for my website. Just curiosity because the minimal analytics were interesting to me and I wanted more detail. Today was the first full day I ran it and I was watching it all day just for shits and giggles and because my job is kinda boring. I have mainly been paying attention to geographic location because I know I’m posting in two different areas I have readers all over the country and I didn’t realize it until a couple days ago. Thanks everyone for reading. Seriously it means so much to me. Reach out if you want to talk or ask questions.

I basically have the east coast and the west coast covered with readers. Midwest not so much, but fly over country, amiright?

So someone in Carson City spent like 4-5 hours going through every single page of my website. Did you have fun? Do you enjoy the drama and the slow motion train wreck? You stayed after 5 to finish reading. You could have just called. Sent an email maybe? 4+ hours? What exactly were you looking for?

I am super intrigued by this. I would love to know which state agency it is. Are we the AG? Are we NSP? Are we DOI? Who is creepin’? Whoever you are I think you spent more time researching this today that NSP did in their entire investigation.

I don’t know what any of this means, sooooo I’m waiting with bated breath to see if something happens.

I halfway expect that you did that to come up with some excuse not to charge them just to tell me something to shut me up so I stop annoying poor AG social media bro, who bro if you’re reading this, I owe you a drink. We are buddies now, unlike DOI social media dude who called my rapist “esteemed” if you know that guy, like steal something from him like a stapler or a kidney.

So just shoot me a message and tell me what’s up and what you want to know. You might have noticed I am an open fucking book. I don’t know what your interest is or who you are. Maybe you are thinking about opening the case again and charging them. Maybe you’re trying to find something to charge me with. Maybe you’re just jacking off. I don’t know. I know I get Carson City visitors sometimes I’m trying to figure out if this new analytics tool might have just showed me something that has already been happening. I don’t know.

But I want to find out. I’ve been sitting here yelling at a brick wall expecting it to answer me for almost a year. If you’re going to take the time and effort to keep reading, maybe you can take the time and effort to let me know why. I’ve been waiting for answers from you from the beginning.

Here I’ll make it easy.