Math

Math gets a bad rap. I was on math team when I was a kid. I was the girl you gave money or weed to to borrow my graphing calculator because it had all the tests answers in it on a separate program the teacher never knew was there. I would tell them which ones to get wrong and how so we didn’t get caught. I was very high and had cash in high school. Thanks, math.

But back in the day I didn’t realize what math was, or rather, that math is everything. I was married to a phd in physics with his ug in mathematics. We had a 12ft long whiteboard in our living room and I would take personal graduate level classes. He said I did math like a man. Men and women apparently approach math differently generally. Sciences and soft sciences quantify everything from physics to psychology to biology and history.

A+B=C

If X, then Y

Life itself is an equation. We as humans are the sum total of our experience event 1+event 2+(genetic compilation)=you

It’s all fucking math.

here is my current mathematical theory {D}'s Predicted Meltdown

If event Ω (post) → reaction Δ (rage swipe) + τ (Sunday Morning Text), then:

Ω = Δ + τ

If event σ (reading about rival) → reaction Δ, then:

σ = Δ

When you add it all together:

∑(Ω + σ) = proof(Δ > self-control)

When you add all this math up, you can a/b it as to which side has more points in the game.

You’re so emotional. What wrong sweetheart, am I getting to you?

But, you never did understand what I was saying about math.