Todd, my man—kudos to you.
I gave you an ungodly amount of shit, and you’re still here. Still standing. Didn’t run like a little bitch. Just… hanging out. I’m actually impressed.
I really thought I was going to lose you with that one, not gonna lie. But you held. And I respect that.
Now I’m just trying to figure out—did I scare you, or did I make you laugh?
Because I was laughing.
And listen, NDAs don’t prevent you from dropping a “lol” in a comment section. So go ahead. Live a little. I promise I won’t bite. Much. I bit {D}'s ass once. He almost punched me, I think it was PTSD from the shark bite.
The “govie rats” thing? Still funny. I stand by it.
But seriously—don’t bring the Nazi again. That was unnecessary, and frankly, rude.i think the other one was here yesterday and then {D} actual attorney was here as well.
And to the rest of you lurking (yes, I see you), I know you’re reading. You’ve made that pretty clear. It’s interesting, really—how much time gets spent here for something you’d all probably prefer didn’t exist.
Anyway, Todd—say hi. Let me know if I made you laugh or cry. I’m aiming for a healthy mix of both.
As for the lady lawyers—well. Let’s just say we’re not exactly friends. One of you I don’t know, so you’re safe for now. The other two? You’ve taken your swings. So yeah—there’s some animosity there.
Fair is fair.
Todd again, so fucking proud of you taking how badly I was fucking with you. I am fucking impressed like a mothetfucker. I might try to making give you shit every day a new thing. Just please I'm kidding but let me know if I'm scaring you. It is all meant in jest.
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