Snarky Email Thursday

It’s Snarky Email Thursday! Yay!

So the fucking cunt didn’t show up to the hearing today. Just me and dude, who, I will just say, I like the other guy better. I didn’t need 20 minutes on why I should have an attorney. You don’t say.

She said she had it in her calendar as 4:30 instead of 4:00, and I was like, “We were still there at 4:30.” Then I read it all the way through. She said she had just landed. Just landed? That’s interesting because they sent a reminder email around 11:30-ish. So you were on a plane for 5 hours? That would have been Orlando, Miami, Newark, or JFK if the flight was that long. But hold the phone… what do I have in my analytics? Here is Snarky Email Thursday’s response:

Again, sorry, I just have a question. If you were on what appears to be your Pixel Pro or Galaxy phone from your Verizon 5G Home IP ######## at 7:42 p.m. last night and the same phone on Verizon Wireless IP ######## at 9:33 a.m. this morning, where did you fly in from that took over 5 hours? This email was sent in the 11 o’clock hour. It must have been a long flight. However, how did you manage to get there to fly back when you were in Las Vegas this morning?

The miracle of modern flight, eh?

The hearing will be set for 6 months, and I believe he said July 20, 2026, for a discovery meeting.

Of course, we still have the hearing set for July 1, 2026.

And then, of course, we have public records emails today! Nothing quite like Snarky Email Thursday.

This morning I got an email from DOI saying that it will be 30 days. I, of course, went, “What the actual fuck is taking that long for basic records? Nothing you need to search for. Just give me the reports out of your software, for fuck’s sake.” Here is our email thread:

Me:

You need 30 days to provide me with what should be easily accessible public records?

Would you care to explain why?

DOI:

That is correct. We have a backlog of PRRs, and our PIO position is still vacant.

Have a great day, Kathleen.

(Note: Nothing pisses me off more than a sarcastic “have a great day.”)

Me:

2.  If a public book or record of a governmental entity is readily available for inspection or copying, the person who has legal custody or control of the public book or record shall allow a person who has submitted a request to inspect, copy, or receive a copy of a public book or record as expeditiously as practicable.

You are saying that these are not reports that you already have on hand? How is that possible?

These are very basic annual reports. It seems ridiculously improbable that these are records that can’t simply be printed to a PDF in 5 minutes.

If that is the case, it raises questions as to how a revenue-producing agency is functioning properly without financial data available instantly.

So sorry you have such staffing issues. You seem to have had a lot of turnover over the last couple of years. However, your staffing issues should not impede my rights as a Nevadan to have access to these records from my government.

And then we get to my absolute favorite fucking part of Snarky Email Thursday: The Nevada Attorney General’s Office. Oh yes, it’s a couple of days past the primary, and I got some documents. Unfortunately, despite my request being about them putting me under investigation and surveillance, it was about public records. They sent me every single thing I filed in court in triplicate and a recording of a voicemail I left that no one ever bothered to call back. I wonder what happens on Snarky Email Thursday:

But you don’t have a single record of the referral you made to the counterterrorism unit regarding me? Or anything about your denial of prosecution?

Nothing? Just that I sued you and that you received a voicemail that you never bothered calling back?

Okay.

How about this new request:

Any and all referrals coming out of the Division of Insurance for fraud investigations from 2017–2024 and all corresponding records.

I’ve done the math. You had like seventy million reasons not to charge him and to keep me from obtaining any records. And, well, with or without charges, those seventy million reasons can happen. You can thank Mr. Lombardo for that.

You literally almost killed a person. My blood would have been on your hands if I had succeeded in my suicide attempt. Please let Mr. Ford know that personally.

Then I attached the proof I had, see below. We shall see if they bother getting back to me. It’s after 6 here in the West, so I think Snarky Email Thursday is over.

But I do have a question for you, {D}. Two, actually:

1. How much are you paying that cunt, and why? Get a better attorney. Actually, I’m thinking you might have something up your sleeve. I’ll probably be walking into a trap at the next hearing. I guess we will see what happens.
2. You seemed a little pissy last night. You okay? You didn’t like what I said at the public records meeting? Lots of people thought I was very brave for doing that. I rallied a few more supporters in that room. But, {D}, I gotta ask: there was a “DC” that showed up on that Zoom toward the end. Did you tune in? How nice. Glad you got to see it live. I wish I had video of the first one, but it’ll be a cold day in hell before the AG releases that video.