Guess Who’s Back

Welcome back, Dave. Nice to see you. I see you, brought Demon Spawn, and the Incredible Huck. Where is the missus? I guess I will see her tomorrow in court. Or not. They didn’t serve her.

So this is the game now?

You are actually trying to kill me.

You should be man enough to come do it yourself. Oh wait, I forgot, you’re not really a man, are you? Real men do it with their bare hands. You just rape women with your bare hands.

So much respect I had for you. You actually sicken me.

I stayed up all night writing filings. I’ve had it with you and Cunty McLawyer. You recall saying you had been to my website a few times?

And you had a statement notarized saying you had never been to my website? And Cunty tried to give me the burn with, “No one visits my website.”

So how long have you had control of my shit?

P.S. Got your divorce papers.

I’ll see you in hell, asshole.