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Aaron Ford Sucks

Scabies, Wire Fraud, and Bitches

Published on 5 August 2026 at 22:37

We never should have given women the right to vote. That’s all I’m saying.

Women are traitorous, deceitful little creatures who pander to each other and go in gaggles to the bathroom to talk shit about their friends while fucking the boyfriend or husband of the girl whose tears they are drying because she is so upset that he is cheating on her.

Women are cruel and evil, and I frankly have very little use for them myself other than keeping house and cooking. And that is where they should have stayed: barefoot and pregnant.

Except the ones like me, who are useful and handy and don’t behave like grabasstic children whose parents would have done well to beat them with a stick or a cast-iron skillet.

Also, I am currently working with my bank and the police because the “FBI” that took over my ChatGPT a couple of weekends ago paid off my credit card using my bank account. Of course, the check bounced, but it is still wire fraud once they locate the device that did it.

I did a thing

Oh, and LawyerBoy gave me scabies.

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