OMG guys, counterterrorism is so fucking precious. It’s like they’re just endearingly inept or something. I thought they went away — they didn’t. Must have been on vacay for a week. But this week, they’re hitting me from the East Coast.
Now, I could have just ignored it. But no, I looked it up — because I’m me. First thought was, “They just took a week vacation, it can only be a conference.” Damn, was I correct. The ISS conference in my hometown of Washington, D.C., is this week. So, I posted my last post and tagged Aaron Ford as I do. I also tagged Wolfson, so he knew he wasn’t the first one to call me a whore in a wholly nor a holy inappropriate way. And ping — within an hour I got the East Coast with Counterterrorism’s signatures looking at my blog.
Now what is ISS, you ask yourself? Intelligence Support Systems. Here’s from their website:
“ISS World North America is the world’s largest gathering of North American Law Enforcement, Homeland Security, Defense, Public Safety, and other members of the Government Intelligence Community, as well as Telecom Operators responsible for cyber threat intelligence gathering, DarkNet monitoring, lawful interception, and cybercrime investigations. ISS World Programs present the methodologies and tools for Law Enforcement, Public Safety, and Government Intelligence Communities in the fight against drug trafficking, cyber money laundering, human trafficking, terrorism, and other criminal activities conducted over today’s telecommunications networks, the Internet, and social media.”
Oh, let me fix this for you:
“…and other criminal activists as well as rape victims with a big mouth and video of themselves being raped.”
They need all the intellectual support they can get — oh sorry, wrong type of intelligence.
They actually have fucking Reno Police — police from the only fucking state that got its entire, every fucking government, every department, hacked. Those motherfuckers are teaching an entire track at this conference, which is hilarious. Dark Web Monitoring. You know, the Dark Web where the hackers are inevitably selling every single bit of Nevadans’ data as we speak, I’m sure.
Oh, these guys are so adorbs. I am absolutely smitten with the fact that they’re doing this and still can’t figure out how to surveil my website anonymously without setting off every single analytics tool I have. Even {D} figured out how to avoid some of them, and he is ridiculously bad — like old man bad — with technology.
It’s great that you guys are not only wasting your resources surveilling me talking about getting my ass grabbed, but you’re also wasting money at this conference and telling me which new tricks you’ll be fucking around with testing on me.
Shit. I gotta see if I can locate my old Bitcoin accounts and see what I might have asked ChatGPT. I use it to edit all of my posts and start my legal documents for me. So get into that with AI and you’ll see the civil case against the state I’m working on. Oh dear, that I’m sure will delay my public records requests again and again and again.
At least you’ll have the ability to get on my WhatsApp and read all about {D}’s threats of having me arrested and his “lawyer” making it happen.
I can’t tell you how much it amuses me to be right about this over and over. I love being smarter than people — but I’m smarter than an entire state government. The joy this brings me, I can’t even tell you guys. It’s hilarious.
Disclaimer: Nothing in this post is intended as or should be construed as a threat to security or persons. I am simply a rape victim with an old cell phone who posts about being raped and the institutional decay of the system in this country and its failures for women.
Have a good time. Don’t drink excessively and beat women for your own pleasure at your conference like {D} did on Nevada’s dime. Oh wait 40% of cops are domestic abusers so that is kinda statically improbable. But I’ll probably see you before you get back anyways. Bye kids!
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