Air Conditioning

Published on 12 May 2026 at 13:37

Okay, first things first, {D}, I can tell when it’s you checking her phone at midnight versus her. Just FYI. It was a couple days ago; I just thought to mention it. But I can totally tell. You two are fucking goddamn idiots. I swear to God.

 

It seems everyone enjoyed the Rock and Roll Lawyer story. Yeah, that was truly remarkable. I still can’t get over it. It’s hilarious still. Jesus Christ. I might text him again after this and tell him how stupid he is. I was his first priority. Lol.

 

Anyways, it’s hot, and I don’t have air conditioning. I told LawyerBoy to show up on Sunday. Said just show up this time. He didn’t. Of course he didn’t.

 

I talked to him yesterday and asked him if we could hang out, and he said sure, but it would be a little bit because he had to go get a router for his married girlfriend.

 

Now, the married girlfriend pisses me off for various reasons. Much like with {D}, I definitely feel the unmarried one should take precedence. Like, she has a husband or wife. She’s trans or something, but she has a partner. I am fucking pissed. So I told him to go fuck himself.

 

Then I had some random sex. That’s going well. He likes me and wants to date, so I tried to scare him off and told him everything, and he was completely cool with it. I think I should be concerned about that.

 

At least I’m getting out of the house. Thanks, lack of air conditioning. I just need to suck it up and call maintenance. The front of the apartment isn’t bad. The bedroom fucking is. I could just close the door. It’s a thought. But the kitchen and my desk are fucked.

 

I don’t think they’ll care, right? It’s messy. It’s a lot of guitars and guitar parts laying around, but not like trash or anything. Just clutter mainly. It’s all guitars.

 

Okay, I called them. We’ll see what happens. I just need cool air. I’m so sweaty.

 

Two hours later. They fixed it. There is air again. And I feel stupid for waiting so long.

 

Yay, air conditioning and random horny pilots I meet on the interwebs who wish to date me despite what should actually be much better judgment. But hey, it’s not another fucking lawyer. I don’t know about this

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